Crysturbate

Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.

After getting turned down on Valentine's day, Greg went home and crysturbated the night away.

by Blind idiot February 15, 2018

Chasturbate

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.

I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.

by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

crysturbate

|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.

After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.

by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014

Classturbate

To masturbate while keeping the pinky finger completely extended

Woah bro, learn some manners when you jack off in public at least learn to classturbate!

by Fuzznutz August 25, 2013

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016

casturbate

masturbating with a cast on, or using your hand with out the cast on to masturbate

Casturbate

by room440 December 13, 2010