craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.

Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

ass-a-claptor

When a man's balls hit the girls ass, creating an almost clapping like sound.

Tammy asked Ron if she could hear the good old ass-a-claptor.

by jaxbrandonsam March 6, 2009

Crapwords

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point

1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"

by Crapwords May 26, 2004

craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.

I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee

by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017