crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

crysturbate

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.

David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.

by Anonymouslypseudonym November 2, 2008

Cracksturbate

It's when you just did a line of crack and then masturbated after.

Yo he just cracksturbated and nutted everywhere!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.

Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class

by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011

casturbate

the act of lotioning ones own cast (most often ones forearm cast) on the inside then inserting ones penis into the cast in a humping motion until climax is achived

the doctor will sure be upset when he finds out i'm a habital casturbater

by b-f@ January 16, 2010