craphap

someone comes and eats out of your fucking fucking ass and poop it in a fucking bitch's fucking banana SOUP!

That big bitch is a craphap.

by epedety November 5, 2020

Cranhattan

As in Croydon, Surrey/Greater london. A wannabe place trying to be Manhattan. Not the Big Apple, more like a Crab Apple

Living the Cranhattan life

by Gin Gins November 21, 2021

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

crapathetic

(adj) describes something that is low and hopeless, and must be described by smushing two insults together to form one super insult.

that new disney movie is so crapathetic, even my little brother thinks its poopy.

by AD9 March 20, 2004

Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

crapchat

nicnkame for Microsoft Comic Chat (now obsolete), a disgustingly user-friendly IRC client with numerous security concerns, a hideous interface, and the system resource footprint of an overweight troll. Most often used by teenagers and middle-aged people who suddenly have no grasp of the English language the moment their fingers touch a keyboard.

(as seen in the far less lame mIRC)

<noob>orly? yarly!!!eleventy-one!

<OP kicked noob from #channel>

<OP>'nother damn crapchat user.

by Joselle February 19, 2008