Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for the act of having sexual interactions with another person. (i.e. Oral, manual, phone sex, etc.)

"Me and my boyfriend did some arts and crafts last night"

by lazyshmuk August 4, 2012

Arts and Crafts

Smoking pot when you have to make a bowl out of a can.

Yeah, mom, I'm just gonna do some Arts and Crafts.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

crapfest

1)(N.)An event or situation which is deeply disappointing; 2)A sudden influx of misfortune. From the American slang for excrement combined with the Germanic word "fest" (festival),American slang for bout or session.

The office manager hired clowns for the annual party and turned it into a real crapfest.

by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009