Definitions by CoonDawg1

Craftsman 

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

Craftsman by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009

Depo 

Short for Home Depot. Depo is the highest insult to a person's intelligence that one can make, above Hardware store, Toolshed, Toolbox, and Tool.

Bob: Billy still uses Internet Explorer.

Joe: We've always thought he was a Depo, this is just the final nail in his coffin.

Depo by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009