cranialrectalotomy

1) a life changing, not so simple surgical procedure. Perfect to enhance any, and I do mean ANY relationship.

2) the surgical removal of one's head from one's ass

Girl let me tell you since Harvey's surgery he's such a wonderful man.

friend; Oh what kind of surgery did he have?

I got him a cranialrectalotomy.

friend; Huh?

I got his head surgically removed from his ass.

by froggyLPN May 2, 2014

Cranialoscopy

when the optic nerve makes connection with the colon via the spinal nerve and gives the beholder a shitty outlook in life.

Verb - That man has Cranialoscopy written all over his face.

by Gearjam59 September 13, 2016

Cranialrectitus

Having your head stuck up your ass.

My boss said I have cranialrectitus. Find a cure or get a new job.

by Pinky Diamonds June 22, 2021

craitor

Irish in origin, usually referring to someone who is to be pittied, with the word "poor" before it

Aw the poor craitor was very sick last week

Would you ever get the poor craitor a proper dinner

by GeneralCollins82 October 30, 2021

Craniorectectomy

Noun- The surgical process of removing one's head from their ass.

That guy has his head so far up his ass, he needs a craniorectectomy!

by Rabidone1983 November 9, 2021

craniation

where you place dildos under the chairs of the sisters in church and vibrate them hard using a mechanoid machine so they can feel Jesus in their spirit....

craniation is fun

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

cantatore

A very rare and bad conversion made to a crap tractor

Wow look at Andrews new tractor I think it's one of those Spanish cantatore conversions

by Russ knows best August 26, 2022