Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️
by jojisghoul January 15, 2021
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Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011
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When a an American Male and a Asian Male fuck a black chick and shes pregnant and they don't know who the father is it is called a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 1: did you hear Daneesh is pregnant?
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
by R3D33M3D July 25, 2019
Get the Cracker-Chink Nigga mug.A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.
Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011
Get the Craber mug.Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019
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Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"
by Fab QT December 31, 2011
Get the Crush-crazy cracker mug.Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
by Florida1 December 15, 2011
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