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Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

cracked out Sunday 

The Sunday after partying hard and being out all night, usually after using ecstasy. Characterized by not being able to sleep but being very tired, feeling very spaced out or skitzy, and generally feeling like shit.
Let's go to Jon's for cracked out Sunday, he has the star machine and blunts.

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

Cracker Crew 

A group of socially awkward white kids.
Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

Cracked crackers 

I had to go open my big beak!
Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!