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rubber coyote

When someone (especially in a business setting) is proposing something at a meeting that’s totally ineffective.

(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)
“Biff, you and I both know that having employees share computers to cut back on costs is a rubber coyote. It’ll decrease productivity and negatively affect morale.”
by dtm1971 April 24, 2010
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whiley coyote

The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with
Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
by Medley0575 March 6, 2016
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coyote

a small dog, Canis latrans, native to North America, known for using everything from canyons to tactical nuclear weapons to catch roadrunners.
Now this is a little coyote-and-roadrunner.
by Xyzzy September 21, 2004
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5.0 Coyote

Engine in 2011 and up mustang gt. Put a 2.3 TVS blower on it and its faster than Bill's ZL1.
Even with a built ls3, ported heads, blower, full exhaust, tune, and 75 shot, Bills ZL1 couldn't fend off non liberal's 2013 5.0 Coyote Mustang.
by Balzdp October 1, 2013
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coyote farm

by Rudy85 January 11, 2009
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Coyote Awakening

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014
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Coyote Peterson

Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.
"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"
by Lol you read my name June 9, 2020
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