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Urban cosmopolitans

Jim Bob Bodine used to be a rural nationalist but now after all the xenophobic hate happening under the Trump administration he decided to be an Urban cosmopolitans instead.
by Lifegardenar September 19, 2019
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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.
-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!
by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020
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Cosmopolitan Ice Cream

When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.

Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011
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cosmopolitics

N. A term coined for describing the phenomenom of teenagers who think it is cool to follow politics or participate in teen-leadership groups such as JSA. Such people are cosmopoliticians. To be used in a negative connotation.
Ben spends so much time debating with JSA and reading the Wall Street Journal. Jumped right onto the cosmopolitics bandwagon.
by Rabid Devize April 20, 2006
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cosmopolitan

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.
Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!
by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009
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Creeper Cosmopolitan

A total creeper with a sense of style or cute/hot.
Girl 1: Oh my God, check out that total creeper that has been checking me out on myspace. At least he's a Creeper Cosmopolitan...
by Simi Leaann Shiloh April 15, 2009
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cosmopotamus

A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.
This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.
by boobybobbler January 14, 2010
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