Cowplow

Cishet male who sleeps with numerous obese women.

Have you seen Jake's date? She's the biggest yet... He's a real cowplow.

by easyJake April 2, 2021

reverse cowpatty

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure

Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty

by turkishblend May 12, 2015

Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

cowperthwaite; "cowps" (abbv)

Barrow AFC record goal-scorer; word used as substitute for deity by fans

"for cowps sake, tidy this place up", "cowps almighty, what a crap referee"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

cowpie

a pile of smelly,hot, steamy CRAP that came from a fat heafer

A person a school is a cowpie.
My dog eats it.

by perfectdartfrog March 31, 2004

Cowputer

A computer used by cows in order to post choreographed videos on their Youtube account.

The cows used a cowputer to post a video on Youtube

by Cowman55555555555555 September 11, 2010