cowpool

A group of people purchase a beef animal in league, have it killed and butchered, then divided among the group.

My folks, Dave, and I decided to cowpool a side of beef from Sylvia, but my boss didn't want the 20 pounds of steaming liver!

by scritch September 9, 2009

Coward

1) One who shows ignoble fear in the face of danger.
2) A person who shows a shameful lack of courage.
3) A person who shrinks from or avoids danger, pain or difficulty.

"Cowards may die many times before their deaths" - Shakespeare
"I can't do it, I'm not good enough, I'm a coward."

by porcelain November 1, 2013

cowabummer

The thing Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle said in response to Batman showing him where his parents were "shot dead"

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Raphael: Cowabummer!

by Mechanicalsok March 23, 2021

Courage the Cowardly Dog

A creepy ass show that came on when I was a child and scarred me for life.

I still can't watch the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with King Ramses without being reduced to tears like a crybaby.

by KatieNotKathy October 31, 2009

cowpoke

1. (noun) A lazy cowboy who neglects their duties on a farm or ranch.

2. (noun) A rural person in an urban environment, such as an office, who's mannersisms are notably different, less competitive, and often performed at a slower pace than the urbanites. The term may be used in either an endearing or insulting way.

3. (verb) The act of pressing one's finger against a domesticated bovine for the purpose of testing the quality of meat or just for fun. Usually the index finger is used.

4. (noun)(slang) A male person with a tendency to have sex with only overweight females.

1. "Umm...Ma? I saw the cowpoke fishing at the river with no pants on I think."

2. BOSS: Hey, cowpoke. I need 25 copies of this report.
COWPOKE: You're funny, Mister Wilson. I like you.
BOSS: Actually, I'm serious. I need them before the staff meeting.
COWPOKE: Well. I'll see what I can do. Heh heh heh.

3. Leanne secretly watched Andy as his cowpokes seemed like more than just cowpokes lately.

4. After picking him up from his mom's motel room that morning, Bennie surprised Jay by calling him a cowpoke.

by Mickey Nation October 31, 2007

conapathy

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about

Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts

by Slixx April 6, 2019

Mr Coward

Straight up savage that doesn't give a fuck about any little bitches in his class. You can't one up this legend as he will counter any roast with a far superior retort.

Don't try, many have failed and all are traumatised.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

by Dynamo110 June 25, 2018