Cow

A raw burger.

- Look at that cow mom!
- It's now a cow honey it's a fucking raw burger!

by J3suz April 01, 2020

Cow

being an idiot

Justin you are a cow.

by puppylover17 October 15, 2015

Cow

A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of God's work, a great monument of triumph to both milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that God's grandest creation was not man, nor was it pigs nor sheep nor horses (please excuse the pun) neigh, they are the cows

In the name of the fillet, the rump and the holy milk, we praise our Lord cow, Amen

by PRAISE THE BEEF August 11, 2015

Cow

The sacred animal

All hail the COW!!!

by CowWorShiPer April 04, 2013

Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.

Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
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actual quotes of random people I know

by Cow December 22, 2004

Cow

-A animal that has spots (not always black and white)

-Your local neighbor hood skank, trashy whore, slut, or maybe even fat person.

-Hey! Look at the awesome cow it has amazing spots!

-Dang, Tiffany is such a cow!

by Purp1e F1ame April 28, 2009

Cow

Noun. Not used has a farm Animal. it is used when someone is bigger than one or smells like one.

Marty: Look at that cow Eva. Man, she is so big that she can eat a cow in one sitting.

Paulo: Dude, She's more than a Cow. She's a hippo. and she just ate that poor cow with bbq sauce. can't you just smell that Cow?

Marty:Yea! i smell that Eva Cow. that poor lil milk cow he didn't stand a chance with that Cow Eva. Let's all Moo at her.

Plz. see Human earthquake for more refences.

by evil_twin December 14, 2007