Covid-19

A strong strand of the regular flu that initially killed the elderly slightly worse than the regular flu the year before.
It has since created a Planned Pandemic situation for the left wing government to push a flase narrative of the situation and create fear mongering across the globe. It has also led to the largest voter fraud in american history where the democratic party magically has truck loads of ballets surging in from unknown locations across the USA.

It has also led to businesses, and services not having to perform basic business needs, like not accepting legal tender or provide water. This deomonstrates at a business level, there is apparently no baseline to what defines currency in north america and we might as well trade in crayons (except Trudeau would eat them)
Covid-19 will go down as the biggest hoax in human history. RIP 2020
"Oh so you got covid-19"
"Yea bro coughed for one day, got tested stayed home. Its been a 3 week paid vacation its awsome" - 99.998% of all covid cases
by Babylonsburning November 06, 2020
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COVID-19

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
by duplik8 March 08, 2020
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fuck covid-19.
covid-19 sucks.
by potanginaimsobored March 27, 2020
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The Covid 19

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!
by artfulmessterpiece March 19, 2020
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COVID-19

a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods

fuck you karen fuck you
WHITE MOMS: ohhhhhhhhh i need to get over 300 rolls of tp bc of COVID-19
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COVID-19

A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
by SARS-COV-1 March 20, 2020
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