coventry

a white trash town located in RI, filled with wanna-be thugs and g's. Coventry is the most white-trashiest town in the state and is not liked by any of the towns/cities in RI. The majority of people that go here think they're "mad ghetto" but actually aren't, considering they don't even live in the mother fucking city. Just because you have a walmart and mai thai chink restaurant doesn't mean your a city. Coventry is filled with fast food restaurants everywhere. Basically this town sucks because all you can do is party in the woods, go to paine park, and smoke weed. Most of the people that live here have no lives and are very disgusting people. residents living near tiogue, and s. main street are the most "wanna-be g's" because they are in the main civilization part of coventry. People here tend to love fighting others specifically from warwick and/or johnston. Coventry thinks their tough shit, but are actually pathetic bitches. The rest of the state accepts this behavior simply because we feel bad for Coventry's drastic need for attention.

matt:That girl tells everyone she tried to commit suicide, for attention
Kevin: she must be from coventry, if she's acting like that
Matt: your right every one from coventry is a fucking pussy
Kevin: i know that place is a joke

by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011

Coventry Fondue

Using a cheese testing iron to obtain a stick of cheese which you then place inside a woman's private area. After leaving it to warm for a short while you eat it back out.

Baby, I've got a wheel of cheese and a testing iron, lets break out the Coventry Fondue.

by HornyChef69 November 3, 2013

send someone to coventry

ignore them, it derives from the way churchil recklacley didnt react to warnings that coventry would be bombed

if you send someone to coventry it means your ignoring them like churchil did

by Paul john hinton September 26, 2005

coventry

Pron.'Ko-vun-trie'
1. (n) A large collection of concrete, seemingly deposited at random within a never ending concrete circle, and never organied by an architecht.
2. (adj) a once pround sporting team or individual, now fighting a continuously losing battle in the face of over whelming odds, with little or no hope of regaining its former glory.

'A great big pile of Coventry'
'Give it up now, Redgrave, before you make a complete Coventry of your self'

by Nigel August 31, 2006

Coventry

a township in Akron OH populated by a collection of white trash who ironically care about their looks more than anything else causing them to be dead inside with no personalities outside of making sure people know who they are. It's very closed off and isolated from the rest of the region because no one wants to socialize with an empty walking Jersey Shore imitation.

Bob: Man Coventry is such a shitty place to live

Jim: Yeah but at least it's not Barberton

Bob: Yeah well it might as well be...

by MrRational July 6, 2011

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Coventry Bees

Speedway team from coventry. Nicknames the bees they distinctly lack a sting in their tail. In recent times become rather attached to the concept of losing and also the wooden spoon that comes with it.

2004 Elite League Wooden Spoon Winners, ironically the only thing they really won.

by kjwrhbkjhnfrwb March 23, 2005