Commodore

A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.

All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;

- Poor in both quality and design.

- Over priced, and over rated.

- Over marketed.

- Extremely Basic.

- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.

- Not worth pissing on.

"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"

"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."

"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"

"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"

"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."

"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."

by Glenjo June 25, 2006

Commodore

P.O.S Car see shitbox

Have you seen Mattah's Commodore??? It would be so much better if it was on fire.

by Dexter_13BT May 15, 2006

holden commodore

a generally crappy car made by an Australian company that only make decent cars if it uses components from other manufacturers.

1st dude, unfortunate owner of holden commodore
"My VL broke down, again"

2nd dude
"buy a honda"

by sippawitz August 15, 2006

VR Commondore

A Family car, which tryhards with loud exhausts and monster tachos think are fast and all hope that they can get a "blower" in some day.

by Chop Chop March 27, 2003

Commodore

When a "lady" gives a rear admiral to a man. This is essentially very difficult but possible for advanced ladies.

Did you hear about That Esther chick? She gives commodores out like nobody"s business. She actually got me out onto the lawn.

by Viciousbubble January 13, 2009

Holden Commodore

A sedan made by the Australian arm of GM. They are good value with decent performance courtesy of an American 6.0L V8. Though unlike a lot of American cars, it actually handles well. A lot of the drivers are stereotyped as bogans but very few actually are. They are exported to the U.S. as Pontiacs (and now Chevrolets), to the Middle East as Chevrolets and to the U.K. as Vauxhalls. Generally made to compete with the Ford Falcon.

Ford/Non-holden owner: "All Holden drivers are bogan dickheads."
Holden owner: "You just mad because you've got no V8."

"I love my Holden Commodore, it's decently priced and I can have some fun when I put my foot down."

by Deathmaster97 September 25, 2012

commodore

An australian car that can easily drag off and do better burnouts than the crappy japanese imports that cost 4 times the price. They also look heaps better,and can get easily 500,000 killometers miles out of an engine despite being thrashed by young, irrisponsible drivers.

Shit why did i buy this shitty ricer. i could have got a comi and spent the rest on hookers and beer

by captain bananaman September 15, 2005