Coronavirus 

A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money

Man 1 He/She is shitting so much!

Man 2 Its the year of the coronavirus

Coronavirus by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020

Coronavirus 

Some fuck ass virus thats thought it would be funny to fuck up our whole summer.

Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".

Coronavirus by somrandomname123 May 3, 2020

Coronavirus 

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

Coronavirus by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

coronavirus 

a fucking virus that started in china on december 2019 that has a death rate of 2-5% and around 150m infections
also known as sars cov 2.

My father died from coronavirus.

coronavirus by fordashy is gay June 11, 2021

coronavirus 

A virus that infects the entire world. Started in China. How it was started is unknown.

The U.S. is the current leader in coronavirus cases.

coronavirus by CanPenguinsFly March 28, 2020

Coronavirus 

A bitch.

Coronavirus is a bitch.

Coronavirus by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

Coronavirus 

JUST DIE ALREADY

I HATE CORONAVIRUS.

Coronavirus by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021