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coronanary 

When someone nearly has a heart attack because they know someone who read about something related to the Corona Virus and now they think they will get it.
Calm down Karen, don't have a coronanary!
coronanary by Mandrake1051 March 27, 2020

Coronacrisis 

1) The irrational response to a worldwide pandemic. Oftentimes characterized by emotionally driven behaviors such as the procurement of large amounts of toilet paper, Mountain Dew, potato chips, and other goods normally found on the shelves of grocery stores.
Did you hear about Bobby-Jo and Sheri-Lynn? They went to the store last night and bought 500 cases of Mountain Dew because they were fixin' to run out! Damn, son, that's one hell of a coronacrisis they got on their hands!
Coronacrisis by Opifex33 April 1, 2020

CoronaCrotch 

Soreness and inability to properly walk after excessive sex during quarantine. Also known as Corona Crotch or cOWWvid19
Once we finished Netflix, my partner and I had nothing else to do, so we fucked all day. Now due to my CoronaCrotch, I can barely walk or sit down.

coronacation 

when the corona virus makes u stay home and not see any of ur friends.
This coronacation is driving me crazy!
coronacation by mollywizo April 9, 2020

Coronatarian 

Meat eaters who went vegetarian but turned back into carnivores because of the Coronavirus pandemic and their desire for meaty comfort food from their childhood.
I went vegetarian for 10 years, but if I'm gonna die of Covid-19 I'm gonna eat that bacon cheeseburger I've been craving for the last decade. As long as I'm in quarantine, I'm a coronatarian!
Coronatarian by 24MMIASMF7 May 3, 2020

Coronacaine 

Roll yo own bill bra, ain't looking to get sick on the coronacaine
Coronacaine by Olympic pena March 19, 2020