Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

cornelius party

A party thrown in the wild, loud style of the music video "Cornelius" by the Bloody Beetroots.

The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.

Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked

Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...

by lololololaidslololol August 19, 2009

Cornelius Drebbel

Inventor of the Submarine.

Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!

by Stormy May 17, 2004

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016

Dirty Cornelius

When a man cums and shits into an ice cream cone to make a chocolate-vanilla swirl.

Man, I just ate a Dirty Cornelius

by ImAfterYourWeenus April 17, 2020

Pulling a Cornelius

To avoid responsibilities to go out drinking

That guy went clubbing instead of studying, he is pulling a Cornelius

by NonstopPanda July 7, 2017