Project Coordinators

Project Coordinators are members of the circus. We as regular people like to refer to them as clowns.

I spoke to a Project Coordinator today, They are such a clown.

Project Coordinators are the clowns of the community.

by _Unknown_Person_ June 11, 2022

Carbinator

A device developed by Coca Cola to make a engine run on carbinated beverages using a design remotely similar to a "Carburator". The device was larger then typical carburators and required the use of a special InSteak Manifold. The unit had a series of internal chambers and devices that processed the fuel to make it suitable for combustion. When the Carbinated fluid first entered the unit it would pass through the FluxTransFunctioner (FTF) which would put the fuel in a flux state before it passed through the RotaryGurder so that it would vaporize. The Carbon Dioxide mix would become extremely explosive as it passed through the Burperator. Stepping on the Carbon Pedal or (Gas Pedal) it would open a single Dutch Rudder to allow the mixture to enter the engine. High Performance versions had a Double Dutch Rudder setup that allowed the releasing of more fuel into the engine. Both setups were extremely efficent at 88 mph but had a tendancy to be troublesome when it came to starting the vehicle at the time when it was most critical.

1) After installing his Carbinator, Marty was able to run his favorite beverage ,Tab, and never had to worry about fuel again.

2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?

Chad: Verry nice

Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?

Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.

by MiltonRheem December 12, 2010

cerbinator

the cerbinator the coolest cat in town who is dating this sexy beast called kelly!!!

its time for the cerbinator

by the Cerbinator June 26, 2010

combinatorial geometry

Branch of Mathematics involving counting problems on points, lines and planes. Simple stuff really and not too many of them to keep it simple. Geometry for people that don't like Geometry.

The other day I was working on a Combinatorial Geometry problem
I rephrased it as a problem on Extremal Graph Theory and used Szemeredi's regularity Lemma. Gee I am such a good Geometer!

by daniel_chavez May 27, 2014

careinator

1) (n)/(adj)Someone cares so much they practically kill you with their caring.
2) (n)/(adj)Used in a sarcastic manner when someone is complaining non-stop about something minor.

1) Bob: Ever since I broke my foot Allan has been all fuckin' careinator on me.
Sally: That nigga just don't know when to quit.

2) Kika: Omg and then he was like 'LOLZ' and I put my away message up cause I didn't know what else to say and he was all, "Kika where r u?" and I started crying cause I didn't know what to sa-
Harry: *points to self* CAREINATOR.

3) David: Everytime she starts crying to me I hang up on her.
Steve: Nice job, careinator.

by HOLLABACKBUSHWICKANDWHAT December 24, 2006

Coordinator

One who finds the location of something. Like the longitude and latitude of somewhere and possibly the depth.

Now that I am a coordinator I can find the coordinates to the buried treasure based on the karmic signs of it's existance.

by The Coordinator September 7, 2006

coordinator

An employee or contractor with little to zero skill in his or her trade, who is elevated by derelict management to an imaginary position (coordinator). The role usually goes straight to his and her head, and "The Coordinator" then proceeds to order other, longer tenured employees around meanwhile destroying integral parts of the company's infrastructure.

Employee1: "Hey, what happened to my PC, I can't login anymore!?"

Employee2: "Yeah, me neither. No one can. How much you wanna bet the 'Coordinator' is messing around in the server room again?"

Employee1: "Man, where do they find these IT guys??"

by newaiij April 17, 2012