cardinal copia

CARDINAL COPIA IS A PERSON WITH A SHY BUT PERVERTED PERSONALITY.HE HAS A BIG DICK AND LOVES TO PLAY WITH IT HE LOVES TO WEAR VERY TIGHT JEANS.AND IS HOT AND HE KNOWS IT.HE LOVES MAKING YOU CUM

Cardinal copia is so hot i would cum .

by Jamie.the.hoonie October 16, 2022

COVID-15

The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.

Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15

by One of Many March 13, 2020

Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

Covid Check

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

by chubby choo choo January 25, 2021

COVID-19

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

by Fluorescent Adolescent May 12, 2020

Covid-Quiet

When places that should be packed with people are seemly peaceful but very uncomfortably quiet.

The covid-quiet, peaceful streets here in the heart of New York city are a bit upsetting, and depressing. This is Columbus Circle - we need our tourists, shoppers, locals, businesses, gawkers, buskers, artists, and everyone making noise and a big, fun mess!

by JaneGordon.com July 28, 2020

Coid

Derived from the word 'Caucasoid'...Coid is a derogatory term for a person of caucasian descent who exemplifies typical white redneck stereotypes, both physical and cultural. i.e. Wears overalls, has terrible teeth, long crooked noses, speaks broken english, etc.

I'm not moving into a trailer park! There are so many coids who drive tractors while holding shotguns that there's no way I'd feel safe!

by AsphaltCock August 19, 2021