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My Little Coomer

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019
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coomer

Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.
Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!
by r3tardslol January 19, 2020
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Coomer

American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.
NpcMob: Ban porn!
Guy: What about freedom of cho...
NpcMob: Ok coomer!
by r3tardslol January 19, 2020
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Category 8 Coomer

A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
guy 1: dude have you seen that category 8 coomer
guy 2: yeah that kid is so horny lmao
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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Croper

A boy a girl who likes to come up behind people and grope them in a creepy way.
Man that guy Jeff is such a croper did you see what he did to Natalie?

Ew look how she's croping him isn't that weird?
by Convictionspet November 29, 2011
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Coomer

look at that, Pulliam is being a coomer again
by Billy Rickman September 30, 2020
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Coomer

In reference to a boomer who has failed No Nut November
by CrispyNuggins November 6, 2019
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