clam cooking 

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.

Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.

clam cooking by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

Google Cooking by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

Haachama Cooking 

A cooking channel that is YOUR source of the best food out there, you wont need any other cooking channel other than this one. See, I guarantee that by the end of the day you will start praying to the mentally insane girl (whom is Haachama) and chant "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING,HAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAM-"
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "

Person 2: "Hey Fread hows it going?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"

Haachama Cooking by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

Mama’s Cooking 

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.

Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?

Mama’s Cooking by Young juju May 23, 2021

cooniggery

the act of doing things that a coon or nigger generally can be found doing.

stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.

the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.

Ex 1. Stealing tvs, being "up to no good".

Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"

Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"

Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.

cooniggery by hankaaron1 March 28, 2011

cooking in the stew 

"Cooking in the Stew" is a saying used when someone is acting foolish, boisterous, or if they're just acting out for no good reason.

Person 1: Why is (insert name here) acting so off today?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I think they're just cooking in the stew.

cooking in the stew by Lee Gon August 1, 2020

backseat cooking 

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”

backseat cooking by GGPlex October 12, 2022