Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.

Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.

by TheMoneyFlipper January 3, 2021

CoonFinger

A guy with an oversized forehead that will not relinquish any information pertaining to performance of a job. Always has to have his fingers in everything and slow down everything.

My co-worker is coonfingerin’ again, and he likes craft beer.

by Teaspoon6969 March 30, 2021

Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

coondingy

A Penis

Your Horndog hunting hound got his Coondingy on display but Miss missy ain't here to play......

by anonymous December 9, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024