consies

short for consequences (australian slang)

Brah - don't you realize the consies of your actions

by Nor Erif December 29, 2022

ball coozie

A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.

Man Vanessa that ball coozie last night was delish.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Connie

Connie is the one of the most special people you will ever meet. Connie is at first seen as a quiet and umhumorus girl but once she opens up she turns in to one of the the most funny, sarcastic and beautiful girls you know. Take care of a connie cause she can get emotional and get lost during her time here but never loose her because she will go far in her life and once your gone from it she won’t let you back in.

Person 1 : Is that connie !!
Person 2 : yeah..why??
Person 1 : I hurt her back then but just look at her now
Person 2 : wow.. that was a huge mistake dude

by Definition minion April 22, 2019

Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016

Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.

Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.

by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010

Ghetto Coozie

Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.

Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a ghetto coozie, police is outside.

by Wayne Woj January 27, 2009

Connie

A girl who falls in love with the wrong people too quickly. Such a character. Fun loving and extremely joyful, can be a bit badass when she wants to be. Isn't afraid to show her true feelings to somebody. A lovely smile and gorgeous eyes. Doesn't care what people think of her and lives life like it's the last day on Earth. So many men would crawl across the world for Connie, but she falls in love with the wrong people who treat her like shit every time and she ends up regretting her decisions.

Boy: woah, she's so gorgeous.
Boy 1: yeah, she's Connie.
Boy: shall I speak to her?
Boy 1: no, she's like, totally in love with Harry, she can't get him off her mind.
Boy: dang!

by Andreazgonzalen November 3, 2013