Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 3, 2004

conviction

A new show starring Stephanie March as Alex Cabot. It will air on NBC in Spring of 2006. It's created by Dick Wolf. It will be similar to his Law & Orders, only it's more character based.

Law and Order: SVU and Conviction will be my addictions Summer '06.

by Kuluaorhj January 7, 2006

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.

Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.

by 180RobH July 9, 2010

convictions

Things people believe in.

She was always putting people's convictions to the test, but was the kind of person that would still say that they were the ones testing her. She had no sense of what was to be held sacred, since she held nothing sacred, that was probably why (that way you didn't have to ask about a nonexistant reason).

by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022

Convict the Motherfucker

The increasingly popular slogan on the chart-toppingly popular tee shirts that are quickly supplanting the ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts.

It was pointed out by Dr. Mary Trump on her podcast tonight that the ‘Convict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts referring to the Motherfucker in Chief were taking the place of all others now that he’d been indicted.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2023