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Chocolatey conveyor

A romantic trip consisting of going on a large conveyor belt covered in copious amounts of chocolate
Hello there, would you like to take a ride on my chocolatey conveyor.
by Googaba123 April 7, 2022
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conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch
My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?
by Leels February 2, 2010
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connector

someone who has an evanconnect name (bad siege name)
omg! look at this connector!
by Florso April 7, 2021
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Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
by seanyboyK May 3, 2016
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Convertodox

They're Westerners inverting the traditions of Byzantine Christianity, fetishizing them, and, in many cases, turning them into a cure all. It’s built into the very DNA of this sort of convert.

They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.

Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.

The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.

But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:

1. They have not fully taken off the old man.

2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.

You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
convertodox people are the vegans of christianity
by KyousanGin January 28, 2022
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Lesbo converter

Appropriate quote for a T-shirt worn by a dude who's runnin' „straight“ into the lesbian bar.
I'm going out tonight to that lesbian bar... Gonna wear my "Lesbo converter" T-shirt. Hope some angry dyke won't kick my ass.
by poli78 December 27, 2011
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Cadillac converter

Same as a catalytic converter only mispernounced by certain minority groups. Not necessarily for a Cadillac brand vehicle nor is it a luxury line converter.
Say maen, I needs a Cadillac converter for my Mitsubichi Galant.
by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007
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