Psychological / neurological condition.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
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Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."
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The new multi-storeyed hotel was questioned on its contingency evacuation plans in the wake of a disaster.
by Sana_m April 16, 2010
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Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.
A contutilated person is an ignorant one!
A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!
Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.
A contutilated person is an ignorant one!
A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!
Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!
George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
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A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.
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Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.
origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.
origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
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