Jager told his friends he would never have sex because of his religious beliefs. Two hours later he was found in the bathroom making love to a girl.
Joe told Karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered Chinese take-out.
Bob told Karren that he would never steal. An hour later Bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. Karren told Bob that he Contridicted himself.
Joe told Karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered Chinese take-out.
Bob told Karren that he would never steal. An hour later Bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. Karren told Bob that he Contridicted himself.
by Random Hell Worm February 12, 2009
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sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
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When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
Get the Celebrity Contraction mug.A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.
"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008
Get the double contraction mug.The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??
Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
Get the side bitch contract mug.A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.
She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!
by Dracco February 19, 2009
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