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Centard

a person that walks like a retarded centaur
look at that kid, he's such a centard
by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007
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starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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CoDtard

An antisocial person who plays Call of Duty and nothing else
Person 1: Is Matt coming out tonight?
Person 2: Nah he's playing World at War again, what a CoDtard!
by kravex December 9, 2008
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constard

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.
"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"
by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008
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contradict

Inconsistance, to oppose.
The two contradicted each other.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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cuntard

(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.
Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.
by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015
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contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
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