We conjorted outfits today
You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher
You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher
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the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.
Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex
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"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
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