Conjort

- collide
- come/go together

- match up
- flicked

- give

We conjorted outfits today

You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher

by avia January 8, 2021

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

Nick Conforti

An extremely hot and sexy water polo player from California who is the nicest and most awesome guy on earth. Every girl should be in love with him or else they are stupid.

Nick Conforti made eye contact with me in the halls and i felt my heart turn to liquid.

by sandysunshine January 19, 2009

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Convort

Convort: Behaving in a tart-ish manner, to romp, be friendly,sexually interesting, flirting etc etc..

The girl convorted with many guys as she liked the attention.

by Court Jeremiah April 26, 2006