poa constrictor

This is a person who either consciously or unconsciously constricts the spiritual development of others due to treating others and oneself as a mere pile of atoms (see poa). This is a double pun as both a play on the phrase "boa constrictor" and the more subtle pun that such a snake inhibits breathing of the victim. Breath is known in Greek as "pneuma" and is synonymous with "spirit".

She showed herself to be a poa constrictor when she never offered any positive assessment to the fledgling spiritual questions asked by her children.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

Conscriptovitch

A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation

Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch

by Pootman0 January 15, 2023

Cuntscripted

When you are a cunt and are forced to join the cunt army.

He was cuntscripted.

by Nbjibhibuio August 1, 2017

blowa constrictor

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t

I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

by SnakeLover95 May 3, 2018

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014