conor oberst 

a normal guy with amazing poetic talents that is weirdly obsessed over by indie girls that paint their nails black/chip it off, and make up weekly nuerosis for themselves so they can be more Conor Oberst.

"I can't sleep unless I drink myself into it."
"Aww...your so Oberst!"

conor oberst by Roxanne December 11, 2003

conor oberst 

the singer/songwriter most known for his beautiful band called Bright Eyes. Conor is mostly defined with 'emo boy' and is very beautiful and poetic.

Maybe I'll go home and sulk with Sir Oberst

conor oberst by Quetzalli Martinez February 25, 2005

conor oberst 

kick ass!!! musician excelent beautiful music soothing........

hard to keep your eyes off him totally gorgey wonderful lovely halarious SEXY brilliant THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD HANDS DOWN......

conor oberst by tonalli April 24, 2005

conor oberst 

1)Lead singer of Bright Eyes. Sings wordemoish/word music, but should not be worddiss/worded for this fact.
2) quite amusing comedian

1)"i had five brothers that died that way. my mother drowned one every year for five consecutive years. they were all named padraic" - Conor Oberst

2)You are such a conor oberst

conor oberst by perf March 30, 2003

Conor Oberst 

The most gorgeous human being you shall EVER lay your eyes upon.

I WILL BE MRS. OBERST...just you wait. Buahaha.

Conor Oberst by Blah! January 25, 2005

Conor Oberst 

A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl.

conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot

Conor Oberst by Courtney April 26, 2005

conor oberst 

A 25-year-old indie artist from Omaha, Nebraska that is one of the main founders of Saddle Creek Records, along with other bands such as Azure Ray and Rilo Kiley. Conor Oberst is mainly known for his place in the band Bright Eyes, but also takes part in many other bands...

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways.

Teenybopper 1 listening to Bright Eyes: "I WANNA LOVA I DUN HAVE 2 LUVVVVV. I WANT A BOI WHOZ SOO DRUNK, HE DOESNT TALK. HEY, WHERZ DA KID WID DA KEMICALZ?"

Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?"

Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK."

conor oberst by Conor0berst September 14, 2005