coneing

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"

Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"

by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011

Cornering

Cornering (v): The act of lying down and wrapping one's body around a right angle. The person should fully extend their legs and arms in attempt to be "one" with the angle itself. Right angles can include but not limited to: walls, statues, buildings, furniture, curbs, or anything that could potentially be swaddled.

Man, Jordan was cornering so well we thought he was actually part of the wall.

by jspensir July 8, 2014

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

Connecting

a connecting is when your mobile device has two arrows chacing each other (clock wise) and you recieve a naked picture

Man 1 : YES!
Man 2 : What?
Man 1 : Connecting! *Points to phone*

by <!Tom!> September 19, 2009

connlingus

stimulation of female vagina by lips, tongue during asexual intercourse to give fairsex orgasm

clitoris, vagina, connlingus, eating fussy, lovemaking

by rajendrawroter December 15, 2010

cornering

Term used to describe the act of riding a high performance motorcycle through a corner (or curve) of a closed race track or road course. An expert rider is able to corner his machine at high velocity by increasing the lean angle of the motorcycle while at the same time hanging off of the machine, a technique that is often accompanied by knee dragging.

Cornering is the most difficult skill to master in the sport of motorcycle roadracing.

by razer December 25, 2006

Connoring

The act of taking your grandmas poop, poking a hole in it, then having your dog pee into the hole, then having sex with the terd while french kissing your poodle.

That kid is such a sicko, his parents caught him connoring last night!!!

by Alien God May 19, 2008