A sex-hungry maniac who's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his dick. Most likely a future sex offender.
by Bingbongdingdong August 22, 2017

Has a fat peen
by Fat peen in ass December 17, 2018

Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3
by KittyCat<3 August 17, 2011

He is short, smart, and athletic and hot af. He can grab you by the eyes and never let you go. He likes to make offensive jokes and he also is yet funny at the same time.
by Not t series June 24, 2019

The love of my life. Without him I don't know what I'd do. He's caring and is always able to tell when you're upset or down. He tries his best to cheer you up, but at the same time, he's empathetic. He has a funny sense of humor and cheers you up by either laughing at him (which he's usually laughing too) or with him. He's caring, funny, courteous, generous, reliable, and meaningful. He puts himself down a lot, and that's when you tell him that you love him for what he is.
by Hoshiko123 February 13, 2017

He's a real Conner
by Your mother1303 January 24, 2017
