The Conley

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

chonkles

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones

"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book

by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017

Conlin, Conlan , Conlen

A person named Conlin, Conlan or Conlen is 'The Guy' . He is tight with all the girls and pulls out charm when needed. Hard to resist he is popular and a party animal. He is smart. He is good at everything, especially sports. Definitely, a guy to be around.

Man, look at (conlin, conlan , conlen)! How does he do it!

by woahman1369 September 15, 2010

Cookleta

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.

*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.

by davids4life August 11, 2008

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox

Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"

by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004