German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

concust

The feeling that you were just hit on the head with your cell phone, resulting in a bruise the size of an egg and a wounded ego.

"I think im a little concust."

by io_burn December 12, 2003

Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020

conscusi

A type of melatonin used to bathe obese men, that cannot physically fit in showers, in troughs

I ordered conscusi for my obese grandmother.

by Jonny Sinny February 19, 2019

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016