Confucious

Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear.

This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,

As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"

"I am Confucious"

by Kaaaton June 23, 2020

confuckous

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)

The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.

by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013

Criticise Lin, Criticise Confucius

A great campaign which began in China in 1973, in order to criticise and repudiate the revisionist line of the renegade Lin Biao, a rightist and an opportunist who had 'waved the red flag to take the red flag down' and peddled bourgeois and Confucian ideals in order to subvert the proletarian dictatorship. In 1971 this rat tried to launch a coup against Chairman Mao, but failed and subsequently died in a plane crash in Mongolia while trying to flee to the fascist Brezhnevite Soviet Union (NOVWL). The campaign was part of the broader Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, and shook the remnants of bourgeois culture and feudal mentality in China, dealing a harsh blow to the revisionist line as workers criticised Lin and the ancient slave owner representative Confucius, and began to build a new socialist consciousness. As expected, it was ended by the fascists when they seized power in their 1976 counter-revolution. It remains a great example for oppressed masses around the world, with the GPCR itself being the greatest step towards the ultimate goal of communism.

Red Tsar: "I use Linux btw."

Jack: "Did you know that Linux was a product of the Criticise Lin, Criticise Confucius campaign in socialist China, and that it actually stands for 'Lin Sucks'? Trust me, I'm for real!."

by Mistah Jay Double-You 'Worth May 30, 2022

Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.

Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.

by gnerd1 November 2, 2011

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004