CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

confuckled

when you are under the blankets and you move around so much that your shirt gets completely twisted

Shitsnacks, I just got confuckled.

by catst18394 November 16, 2014

Confuckled

When someone is a mixture of confused and has no exact idea of what is going on.

Guy: She ate me then went to go watch TV

Girl: What? I'm confuckled?

by CallingChain February 20, 2015

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confuckled

Unsure whether to the front or back passage.

Shaun paused for a moment, confuckled with what to do next

by Shaun Gregory October 11, 2003

confuckled

confusing, drunken sex you wake up regretting the next day

Dude, I was so wasted last night, I'm confuckled.

by HaRain_07 December 29, 2007

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016