Condoleeza Rice

a bitch that can burn in hell,

this bitch, dr. rice, got a degree and cna lie to the dumbass prez's face. go to hell bitch, america hates u.

by vick the man April 15, 2005

Condaleeza Rice

whigger and insult to African Americans

Got what she benifited from affirmative action and now wants to illegalize it.

by Janel Karam April 19, 2004

condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

Condoleeza Rice

A chinese dish consisting of chilli flakes, garlic, chicken, steamed rice and a small/large pinch of bullshit.

How much for one serve of condoleeza rice?

by english___p October 7, 2006

Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.

A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.

by Deliver Us From Partisan Assholes March 25, 2004

Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State

Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.

by elihu rooter January 23, 2007

Constabled

To be given the wrong information.

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".

by GFYII June 5, 2009