Conceptualosis

Something will only happen when you don't expect it to happen. Alternatively; if you expect something to happen it will not

In class when you expect to be picked for a question you’re not, but when you’re not expecting to be picked you are this is conceptualosis.

by Youhoesdunno April 11, 2017

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

Concetta

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.

Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?

by wolf868 February 3, 2010

redman concert

Simply put, its another term for that dreaded 3-7 days a month of a womans menstrual cycle commonly referred to as her period, a way to bring it up in conversation and not be embarassed or embarassing.

How long is your redman concert in town for? Do you have enough tickets? (tampax pads)

What day of the redman concert is it? Is there a lot of people attending or a little? (People = Amount of blood she's menstruating)

by O.D. Sanchez February 28, 2011

concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.

"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"

by StormOfStress October 26, 2006

concealer stick

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up

Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea

by pdizzlewizzle May 22, 2016

concept album

(n.) A collection of songs written around one central theme or idea. Usually, each individual track expresses a different aspect or part of the main concept, with each track fitting together to form a cohesive idea.

This would not include something like a greatest hits album, with the central theme being best selling songs.

Queens of the Stone Age 2002 release "Songs for the Deaf" is a concept album around the theme of the album being played on the radio, with intro by different made-up DJ's, etc.

by Tyler Hoecker June 11, 2006