Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

compton scattering

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

by ortho June 2, 2007

Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas

Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"

by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006

Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

by SinisterL August 3, 2010

Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing - Virtual Server service is provided over the internet.

The 'So What'....
cheaper to maintain server over internet
access desktop from anywhere using browser
cheaper to store MORE data

Hmmm....but I'm moving my private stuff to the internet....that's SOCIAL NETWORKING isn't it?

Hey...Cloud Computing isn't NEW!!!!

Don't let them pull THE CLOUD over your eyes!!!!!

My data feels even more vulnerable to being HACKED!!!!!

by Sister Analogy January 10, 2011

comparon

Spanish. Dominican slang for someone who is conceited.

Look at how comparon Julio has gotten after he got that new car.

Mira que comparon Julio se ha puesto despues que compro un carro nuevo.

by lovingit April 14, 2010