If I always allude to Web 2.0, Cloud computing, synergy, and green power, maybe people won't realize that I'm a complete moron.
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The act of looking down the barrel of a firearm from the front of the bore to check if the firearm is loaded.
James: Hey where is David
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.
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The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
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by DWeezy1 March 29, 2009
Get the Compton Cocktail mug.1. A phrase said by african-americans who are from compton, ca. 2. A phrase said by a one, Matt, who is not black but should be.
by Ultimo Dragon December 17, 2003
Get the straight out of compton mug.A friendly multicultural gathering where guests are encouraged to dress as ghetto African Americans. The intend of the event is to raise awareness of oppression blacks undergo in Compton.
It is usually held mid February, since February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month.
Dress code for males: Rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.
Females are encouraged to wear gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face.
The cuisine at a Compton Cookout consists of 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank (which is made up of sugar, water, and the color purple), chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon.
It is usually held mid February, since February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month.
Dress code for males: Rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.
Females are encouraged to wear gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face.
The cuisine at a Compton Cookout consists of 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank (which is made up of sugar, water, and the color purple), chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon.
Jacob: What will you be wearing to the Compton Cookout?
Mark: niggah all ahh need is me a white tee and i'm gud.
Mark: niggah all ahh need is me a white tee and i'm gud.
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