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Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.
Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha
by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020
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community college legend

A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
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community college dropout

1. When you accidentally let a small piece of shit slide out your ass and into public view while trying to hold a pebble shit together.
2. A huge public fail which is easily avoided by 99.9% of people who pay-the-fuck-attention-to-life.
1. Duuuude! Yo, I thought she had look straight and a minute later, a community college dropout came sliding out her shorts!

2. Did you hear that Nikki is a community college dropout?
by HangTrumpFromTheNeck November 26, 2020
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Community College Syndrome

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009
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Community College All-Star

A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.
"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."
by AZS090994 July 22, 2015
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community college apostrophe

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.
"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."
by @theosus September 29, 2017
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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