Libtard: Yo dude wanna go back to America with me
Me, an intellectual: Nah bro I'm a Communist. That Joseph Stalin shit bro
Me, an intellectual: Nah bro I'm a Communist. That Joseph Stalin shit bro
by cleetus boi October 29, 2018
by Cdysln April 24, 2017
Person#1 Dude, I don't like our teacher.
Person#2 Why?
Person#1 Cause he's a communist.
Person# What, why?
Person#1 Becouse I said so
Person#2 Why?
Person#1 Cause he's a communist.
Person# What, why?
Person#1 Becouse I said so
by Yeetboy6969 March 18, 2019
by kai~kun March 20, 2019
A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
by chopetov May 05, 2009
Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
by Attila_the_Fun October 01, 2015
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
by Avie September 22, 2005