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Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Colonel Trautmann

The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.
"This mission is over, Rambo!"
by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005
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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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Colonel Regret

The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
by Browntown154 December 20, 2014
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Coldzoned

When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.
"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"
by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"
Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois
by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021
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The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
by magnumPI January 2, 2010
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