Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

retract the claws

its a saying, 'retract the claws' cats have claws and only get them out when angry/fighting so 'retract the claws' as in you dont want to start a cat fight, saying often used more by girls.

UR SUCH A BITCH!!!' 'Gees i was only joking...retract the claws

by aperson? December 30, 2010

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F May 1, 2006

Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.

The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..

by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016