conostrofied

To be absolutely mouldy drunk and stoned off there forehead

I’m absolutely conostrofied lads call a taxi

by Dermedaddy December 28, 2018

Congostandard

An 18cm sized cock, because it's the average cock size in Congo

"I prefer guys with congostandard"

by Bigdickdominik0986 April 7, 2020

Congostandard

The status of an 18cm sized penis, because it's the average penis size in Congo.

"I prefer guys with congostandard"

by Bigdickdominik0986 April 7, 2020

cogosity

Plain, simple common sense; the ability to spot actions as they happen and the corresponding results, with some understanding certain activities now can have outcomes later; the good sense to take precautions to avoid unwanted consequences before proceeding to wreak havoc.

Widely used across east Africa, popular in the Kenyan diaspora found across the East Midlands Region, UK

Auntie: 'That young man will pay heavily unless he starts using johnnies during jiggyjiggy.
Uncle: 'Spot on my dear, he has zero cogosity.

by Oscar Hammerstein November 1, 2021

Conosiano

A word of exclamation, used commonly in exasperation, or annoyance. Originally a word in Aizel, (the language), but recently it has been entered into American society.

Example 1:
*cat vomiting on bed*
Girl; "CONOSIANO!! No! Bad!"
Example 2:
*boy jumps around corner and yells*
Mother; "conosiano! Boy, you almost gave me a heart attack!"
Example 3:
*girl, tasked with washing the dishes;*
"Conosianoooo."

by Monkeyfinch🐵🖊 July 2, 2022

Cogosity

(n) slang: Proper thinking, Good sense;

commonly used in the Kenyan diaspora throughout the UK.

Molly exasperated: Idiot, use your cogosity!
Andy sheepishly : Okay.

Son guiltily: It just happened...Should've looked where I am going
Bob abruptly: Stop with the bloody mess...Blimey do you have no cogosity?

by Oscar Hammerstein September 14, 2022

cognomt

when something doesn't make any sense. (cog = thinking power, nomt = has been eaten)

thats cognomt

by cognommer July 15, 2023