Couger

A strong, sexy woman approximately 40-55 years old who prefers younger men.

John is just 19 but he's dating that middle aged lady down the street. She is a couger!

by cyberpunk8 March 13, 2011

Inbox Clogger

A term used to describe someone who sends out countless meaningless emails and floods a co-worker's email account.

Jeff: My god! All she does is send me pointless emails. What an inbox clogger!

by JZ Money13 April 16, 2009

Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!

(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!

by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009

Cagger

Someone that likes to ruin perfectly good moments, usually with a stupid ass remark or action.

Wow, that guy is such a fuckin cagger.

by Str8PiMpIn March 31, 2008

old codger

Slow moving old man esp. on the road.

C'mon Old Codger can you take it out of first gear, I'm in a hurray.

by sylvy September 24, 2006

Toilet Clogger

person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go

Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes

by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010

Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.

Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?

by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009